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Em thấy gì không?

 

Một đôi đang ngồi tâm sự: 
- Em yêu! Hãy nhìn về hàng cây đằng kia em thấy gì? 
- Em thấy một hàng cây thẳng tắp, mùa thu đã nhuốm màu vàng lên những chiếc lá.
- Em biết điều ấy nói lên gì không em yêu? 
- Tình yêu của 2 đứa mình sẽ đẹp mãi như mùa thu, phải không a? 
- Không em yêu, điều ấy có nghĩa là chiếc xe đạp anh đi mượn đã bị mất rồi. 

 

 

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Tuyệt chiêu của bố

Lý Sin là sinh viên Giao Thông. Đang nửa đêm thấy có tin nhắn: “Anh Lý Sỉn à, hôm bữa e nhìn thấy a ở trường, a đẹp zai quá, thế a có người yêu chưa?” 
- "A chưa có em à, mà a tên Lý Sin nhé!"
- "Á, dám dối e đi cưa cẩm con khác hả!"
- "Hi. A biết là e nên a đùa xem e ghen không thui."

- "Uh. Ông già mày không ghen đâu. Mai dẫn con đó về đây tao xem mặt."
 
 
Khi là chồng em
Đôi sinh viên đang xem bộ phim tâm lý ở phòng. Trong phim thấy cảnh người vợ tức giận, cầm dép đánh chồng tới tấp vì anh ta ngoại tình.
- Anh đang nghĩ gì mà đần mặt ra thế?
- Không có gì em yêu. Anh chỉ đang nghĩ là sau này, khi là chồng em, anh có bị đánh như vậy không nhỉ?


Thích điểm gì?
Chàng và nàng đang ân ái, nàng xấu hổ hỏi: 
- Anh thích khuôn mặt dễ thương hay cơ thể quyến rũ của em? 
- Anh thích cái cổ dẻo dai và đôi tay mềm mại, em yêu! (dự là thích cái vòng và nhẫn vàng)
 

Con trai thích và sợ nhất 
Con trai ai cũng thích nghe câu này. 
- Em muốn... 
Và sợ nhất khi phải nghe thấy câu: 
- Em vẫn muốn... 

 

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